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I Reborn as a God Within a Statue, And You Ask Me to Enslave All Gods?
by Cancer_Reo
[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress][Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted][Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...][1%... 5%... 33%... 99%][Replication complete!][Rebooting and reconstructing the world...]…Becoming a god feels like a grand deception.Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol.You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nam…
Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
by Imsuperberbs20
Dangerous Omega Series #1After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise.Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra…
Devouring Evolution: I Reborn as an Arctic Wolf
by Who's Ridiculous
When a satellite photo of the Arctic was sent back to the countries, the people of the earth were shocked by the content of the photo.They saw thousands of wolves in the Arctic, which even included hundreds of polar bears and Arctic silver foxes, all uniformly looking obedient.On the top of the snowy mountain, a giant Arctic wolf, whose size exceeded everyone's imagination, was looking down on the Arctic ice field from a high position.
Recently Dumped by Gold-Digger, Goddess Asked Me to Sign a Birth Consent Form
by Silly Little Bok Choy
Just as Ye Fan got dumped by a gold-digger, he received a call from the hospital. Little did he expect that, ten months ago on one fateful night, he and his crush Bai Susu did something unspeakable... From that moment on, he embarked on the path of a doting dad... Pampering his wife, spoiling his kids... Unlimited affection!"Hello, Mr. Ye Fan, your wife is about to give birth in the hospital, hurry over to sign the paperwork!" An urgent voice sounded from the phone."What, what's going on, kid, a…
I Maximize My Item-dropping Rate
by Three Questions
After mistakenly contributing all of his attribute points to the drop rate, Xiao Shi found that every time he killed, he would get an item.Slapping a mosquito to death, drop a pill.Killing an evil spirit, drop a secret book.Slashing a martial artist to death, drop the opponent's cultivation tips.....When killing, Xiao Shi was shocked... "How did I become invincible?"
My System Is Three Thousand Years Early
by Don't be ridiculous
When Cheng Guang woke up, he realized he had traversed to another world.He had thought his transmigrated identity would be the esteemed Princely Heir to the Duke, but he hadn't expected an additional (pseudo-) in front of it.It wasn't tragic, but it definitely wasn't great either, it was just very helpless.Cheng Guang had thought that being able to be a pseudo-Princely Heir was the biggest cheat in his life, but to his surprise, he was also bound to a system.This system was even more of a scam!I…
Extra To Protagonist
by BeMyMoon
I thought I had seen bad endings before—but nothing prepared me for the garbage conclusion of The Hero’s Path. Years of investment, countless struggles, and for what? The protagonist failed. The villain won. Everyone else? Dead. Furious, I sent a message to the author, only to get a chilling response:[Do you think you could do better?]Before I could even blink, my phone exploded in a blinding light, and the next thing I knew—I was waking up in a completely different body.Now, I’m Merlin Everhart…
Married To Darkness
by I_Nana_Firdausi
"Do you wish to know what will happen if I drink from your thighs?"Salviana drew in a sharp breath before she whispered, "I might die?""No, It is I who will die if I don't." he met her eyes with a lustful, hungry gaze. "Spread your legs for me, Fiery-wife"And that she did...~~~{─────────────────~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}──Fiery is married to the demon everybody feared would destroy them someday. He is the greenest, reddest flag, but now she only sees white. A canvas to paint their love however s…
Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
by Cabbage, cabbage, ah
Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System.Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences.But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy!Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain...Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence.Before he knew it, his works became popul…
Transmigrating to the 80s to Become Stepmom to Five Bigwigs
by Yearly Blossoms
Mu Jingzhe transmigrates into a book filled with sweet, doting love to become the useless supporting character who serves as a foil to the female lead. She also becomes the stepmom of five kids to her recently deceased husband. The five children are the sort that was bound to grow up to become villainous bigwigs. Right now though, these five bigwigs are still pitiful little kids. After weighing the pros and cons, Mu Jingzhe decides to stay for the time being to take care of them, only hoping tha…
Stepmother: I Am Asked To Give A Kidney To My Half-Brother
by Wind's Mark
When Lu Ming’s biological father and stepmother came looking for him, he didn’t feel happy or excited. A long time ago, Lu Ming’s father, Lu Yaohua, abandoned his wife and son and married his lover.For 18 years, Lu Ming had not seen his father, even when his mother passed away.Now, Lu Ming’s father came looking for him because his half-brother was sick and needed a kidney transplant. The first thing his father and stepmother said to him was that they wanted a kidney from him.“We are a family. Yo…
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
Dragon Master: The SSS-Ranked School Belle Asked Me To Contract Her
by GodOfLust
[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes![Ding! Task failed][But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected…
Reborn To Love
by helemon_
“So, what do you want?” He Xinyan quickly glanced up into Gu Yechen’s face and frowned. Why did he look so familiar? Where did she see him before? “I want you.” “. . .” Well, that was direct. He Xinyan opened her mouth to speak but she couldn’t form the right words. “Let's make a deal. You become my girlfriend and you can ask for anything in return.”“Anything?” He Xinyan repeated.Gu Yechen nodded his head, “Anything.”He Xinyan thought about what could help her but realized that there wasn’t much…
When Love is a Question Mark
by Air_Ace
[COMPLETED]She believes in true love.He doesn’t believe in love.But what is love, really?She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection.Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love.He should …
Binding to Geniuses To Become Stronger
by Li Hongtian
"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party'scultivation comprehension and cultivation speed!""Cultivation-related matters related to the bound target can be obtained as additionalrewards.""Enjoy your cultivation!"…"You and the Great Tang Princess admire the purple aura, discuss the Heavenly Dao, and acquire thePurple Aura from the East!"You and the saintesses of the demon race explore the mystic realm and search for the legacy to obtain theDemon …
She Asks for a Divorce Again
by Tushan Shui Shui
In a one-sided marriage that lasted several years, Shen Heyu made herself the butt of a joke.On the day of the divorce at the civil affairs bureau, Pei Yansi scorned her coldly: 'Shen Heyu, I'll wait for you to come back and beg me!'But once she disappeared for good, the man regretted it.He pursued her relentlessly, entangled her day and night, even kneeling before her begging to get back together.Shen Heyu was somewhat speechless, 'Pei Yansi, can't you act like a human?'Pei Yansi's lips curved …
Reborn To Destroy
by Lovergirl01
Crystal Foster wakes up in a stranger’s mansion, wearing someone else’s face, being called “Mommy” by a child she doesn’t know. The last thing she remembers? Her husband, Hyland Rilley disconnecting the only thing keeping her dad alive and stabbing her to death. But now she’s in the body of Sylvia Byrne...wealthy, unstable, and very much hated.Everyone thinks she’s losing her mind again. Her new “husband” wants a divorce. His business partner is watching her like a hawk, waiting to marry her own…
To Love And To Hate
by Miss_Behaviour
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed.Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic …
Mated to Another
by Daisy Chaseley
“Good morning.” She greeted as she peeked on my male’s cheek with so much affection. And I could feel my heart start to bleed as the male destined for me smiled down at the female and kissed her temple with his heart oozing adoration. My wolf was on her hind legs staring at the female through my eyes. She fisted her hair and knotted them in a bun and my eyes fell on the glorifying fresh mark on her neck. I return my eyes to the male standing in front of me. That is when I noticed the angry red m…